# 147 } physics aint my thing.

I am so bad at physics.
It's indescribable.
T.T

xxx

Anyway,
you might be a swimmer...

If whenever you hear an electronic
beep, and you instinctively jump,
you might be a swimmer.

If you have rings around your eyes
unrelated to the amount of sleep you
got, you might be a swimmer.

If waking up before dawn to exercise
seems normal, you might be a
swimmer. (You might also be crazy)

If jamming a piece of Styrofoam
between your legs is not a kinky
sexual
activity, you might be a swimmer.

If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when
they land on your skin, you
might be a swimmer.

If the phrase "This set with fins" is
better than hearing "You just won
$1000," you might be a swimmer.

If you answer, "I don't need to" when
someone asks when you showered
last, you might be a swimmer.

If you love a good lightning storm
when you have outdoor practice, you
might be a swimmer.

When you learn how to squirt water 15
different ways, you might be a
swimmer.

When your long term goal is to slap
your bicep on your lat, you might
be a swimmer.

When you wake up before six for the
free doughnuts, you might be a
swimmer.

When you go through so much latex in
one season you could wallpaper
your room, you might be a swimmer.

If a friend asks how a certain guy
dresses and you reply, "I only see
him without his clothes on" you might
be a swimmer.

If your friends have stopped asking
you about your plans for the
evenings, you might be a swimmer.

If you go from store to store
desperately trying to find your
favorite
sports drink, you might be a swimmer.

If the first place you go when you're
stressed out is a swimming pool,
you might be a swimmer.

If your daily apparel is held together
by knots or is torn and see
through, you might be a swimmer.

If the phrase, "50 double armed
backstroke with a breast stroke kick
makes you happier than anything, you
might be a swimmer.

If being fish-like is a compliment,
you might be a swimmer.

If your friends don't even call you
anymore because they know that you
have no time to do anything, you might
be a swimmer.

If your nightmares consist of a series
of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you
might be a swimmer.

If you have hickeys on your neck, you
might be a swimmer or you might
be lucky.

If you sweat chlorine even after
showering, you might be a swimmer.

If you just don't understand the charm
of the swim suit edition, you
might be a swimmer.

If getting smacked on the butt doesn't
bother you at all, you might be
a swimmer.

If someone asks if you have any
siblings and you start listing
teammates, you might be a swimmer.

If you are determined, strong, smart
and tough, you might be a
swimmer.